Here are some reasons why a Christmas Tree is better than a Woman
When you dress it up with silver and gold,it doesn’t look like a cheap hooker
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have a plastic one in the closet
With a flick of a switch you can turn them on.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it to the roof
It is not illegal to buy a Christmas tree
Next year you can get a new one
they stay when told
They are much cheaper to decorate
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it
You only see them once a year
you can recycle them
And Ladies, don’t worry my wife has made sure I gave equal rights to you, here are some reasons that a Christmas tree is better than a man.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch the TLC channel all day.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good – even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its prime
You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Have a Good Christmas everyone