The Cooper Street Relic

Just another blog from The Republic Of Hespeler


Damn Monkeys today were at it again, really, Mayor Craig, what have i done to you to make you sic your flying monkeys on me again?  I thought i was being a good boy but just like Santa you seem to have a different view of things and your legion of monkeys caused me nothing …

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The hockey sticks were layed across the long table in the center of the Hespeler Legion and the men that were about to partake in the annual Hockey Day festival were surveying them like soldiers getting ready for battle and perhaps in their minds that is what it was. They stood milling around having the …

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If anyone disagrees with anything i say, i am prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny it under oath. The dot above the i in the letter i is called a tittle If i had a nickel for every paycheck I’ve blown on booze and wild woman, i could probably spend a …

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