The Cooper Street Relic

Just another blog from The Republic Of Hespeler


Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: …

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The song “White Christmas” holds the credit as the most-selling Christmas single of all time. Santa Claus has nine reindeer counting Rudolph that pull his sleigh. Saturnalia, was the Romans holiday that was celebrated in December. It wasn’t until about 200 years after Christ’s death that Christians started celebrating his birth. In northern Europe there …

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Dear Santa,I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer. YeR FReND,BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How ’bout I send you a  book so you can learn to read and write? I’m giving your older brother the space …

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12 toys that were rejected for this Christmas season MY LITTLE PONY GLUE FACTORY JOHN CANDYLAND PEPPIN TOMMYS NIGHT VISION GOGGLES EASYBAKE METH LAB TONKA TOYS FOR WHITE TRASH PLAYDOUGH BLING FACTORY ROADKILL RACCOON O.J. SIMPSON ACTION FIGURE, WITH LIFE LIKE SLAsHING MOTION SHIITE PET XXX FILES ACTION FIGURES BULIMIC BARBIE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE POWER RANGERS.


Lovemaking Tips For Seniors   1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before  you begin. …

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Saturday, December 4 · 12:00pm – 3:00pmThe 31st Annual Downtown Hespeler Santa Claus ParadeSanta will be giving out candy to the kids ( Like the old days) After the parade at Scout Hall in Forbes Park Come out and participate enjoy our small town hospitality Please: Donate Whatever You Can To The 31st Annual Downtown …

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