The Cooper Street Relic

Just another blog from The Republic Of Hespeler

The three stages of man
–he believes in Santa Clause
–He doesn’t believe in Santa Clause
–He is Santa Clause

Responsible Holiday Drinking=i am trying to schedule it so i get it all done before lunch
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying
I’d tell you a joke about a pencil, but it doesn’t have any point
I was named after my father, I’m called Dad
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy—Benjamen Disraeli
A hotdog at the ball park beats a steak at the ritzBogie
Why does Hawaii have an Interstate highway?
Authentic reproduction=oxymoron or what?
Why is the man who invests my money called a BROKER
The grass is always greener;;;when you remember to water your lawn
How come quicksand works so slowly?
Coffee=break fluid
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Elephants can’t jump, every other mammal can
I like long walks…especially when they are by people that annoy me
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
Therapy is expensive..popping bubble wrap is cheap..you decide

And don’t bother me..i am living happily ever after.

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