Here are some signs that your family is perhaps a little dysfunctional.
Breakfast nook is now a Meth lab
Your vacations are now booked through AA instead of AAA
Your mom and sister are fighting again…over the last beer
During the family Reunion the FBI cut all power to your home
Hells Angels next door call the police to complain about you
Your son tells you he doesn’t want to be your cell mate next time
You buy 4 mothers day cards, one for each of her personalities
Family Motto: Put the Gun Down
Instead of saying grace, Grandpa reads from the Penthouse Forum
No Roasted Turkey instead all you have is Wild Turkey
New government legislation to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
If you recognize any of these you may be dysfunctional.
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